Saturday, April 19, 2014

Review of the Jedi: An Old Friend

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That's Rush Clovis. I'd probably pull a gun on him too.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, we've got the beginning of a whole new story arc this week. And it's another espionage thriller kind of story. I'm not sure what exactly caused it, but it seems like there was a shift in the writers in The Clone Wars' later seasons. They moved away from more straight-up action war stories to mysteries and almost dramas in a few cases. Not to say there's been a lack of action, just that it's taken a back seat to character interaction and intrigue. I suppose this makes sense in the grand sweep of the Star Wars narrative. As the war drags on and we move closer to the Empire, things get darker and trust gets muddier.

Moving onto brighter things though, our protagonist this time out is Padme. I like this, The Clone Wars' wider scope allowed the writers to tell different kinds of stories but it was still rare for Padme to take a starring role. More often she ended up paired with Anakin or Ahsoka. But this time she takes center stage.

It's a good setup too. Padme has been sent to the neutral planet Scipio, where the Banking Clan is based, to negotiate a loan for the Republic. War costs money after all. While there she runs into Rush Clovis, a man she apparently has a bad history with. Rush tries to convince Padme the Banking Clan is up to no good, they're out of money and taking loans from both the Republic and the Separatists to pay the other side off, and he needs her help to expose them. Padme doesn't really trust Clovis, but he's persuasive enough to get her to agree. Unfortunately his plan ends up with Padme arrested and making things worse is Embo (a bounty hunter from previous seasons) apparently trying to kill her.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Psycho Gothic Lolita: A Review


Like many people, especially film buffs, I have a Netflix list a mile long. Unlike most people, mine is filled with crap. Just weird intriguing stuff that strikes my incredibly bizarre fancy. Case in point, Psycho Gothic Lolita a 2010 Japanese film whose title just hit the sweet spot of insane concepts in the same way as Sharktopus or RoboGeisha. Reading that, I immediately added it and avoided learning anything about it as to go in blind. What follows is the result.

Join me dear reader, as I try to dissect Psycho Gothic Lolita...

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

So who was that Guy at the End of Winter Soldier?

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

I suppose I should just do one of these for every Marvel movie. So back in November, Thor: The Dark World ended with a crazy mid-credits stinger that required a bit of explanation for non-comics fans. Now with Winter Soldier out, Marvel has hit us with another crazy stinger teasing future events that's making some go, "What the hell was that and what did it mean?"

Admittedly the Winter Soldier stinger is far less bizarre and obscure than Dark World's, but I think there's a few of you out there still confused. So allow me to use my vast store of useless comics knowledge to enlighten you as to what that all meant & what it could mean for the future of the MCU.

Last warning, to do this I'm going be describing a huge twist from the movie so there be spoilers ahead.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Review of the Jedi: Orders

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MINOR CAPTAIN AMERICA 2 SPOILERS BELOW

Well damn, that was actually kind of a bummer.

Last time I was talking about how well this arc was using our foreknowledge and expectations against us, but something didn't hit me until watching this episode. This has been a conspiracy thriller and realizing that, I should have seen this kind of depressing ending coming. Because a conspiracy thriller can only end two ways. One is with the hero triumphant and the conspiracy exposed. The other is with the hero defeated and the conspiracy intact. Guess which one we got?

It's also why I'm bringing up Captain America: The Winter Soldier (and apologies if I spoil anything) because that movie and this episode have the same basic plot. Our protagonist, an honorable, duty-bound soldier, discovers a nefarious conspiracy in the ranks of his own organization and after bringing his concerns to a superior finds himself on the run from said organization. Now undercover, he attempts to uncover the truth and prevent the conspiracy from causing more damage. The difference is that Fives fails, though through no fault of his own.